POUZZA: Interview with THE HORNY BITCHES ..... 'nuff said.


Ok. SO only 3 of the 4 girls were there for this interview, and I'm not quite sure who was speaking when. As far as my memory serves me, HB1 (Horny Bitch 1) is the girl with the knife to her throat, HB2 is the girl with the green hair? And HB3 is the one with the purple/red hair in the middle? This... is again as my memory serves. and my memory is shit. so. who the fuck knows!

So.... how horny are you bitches? Why the name? 
HB1: hahaha, it's such a catchy name right off the bat, as soon as you hear 'the horny bitches' you're not going to forget about it! or you know, at the same time if people look it up on the 'net you might find a bunch of stuff but through the years we've managed to get up there in the google searches!

Have you beaten all the torrents out? 
HB1: We did, we actually did! It took a few years but now we're like the second link!
HB2: I think it's the first one!

You're bigger than porn on Google?! 
All: Yeah!!!

Do you guys get weird attention from guys because of the name? 
HB3: Yeah, I worked in a CD shop and a guy bought ours one day and he told me to put it in a paper bag, like it was a porn magazine!
HB2: But at shows I think guys see us and get that it's a joke at least!

What's the grossest place you've ever played a show? 
HB3: We played in Italy once and they had the old... uhh.. how do you say it in English, the old Turkish toilets? It's only a hole in the ground..
HB1: Yeah with like the shower right?
HB3: Yeah you have to shit in the small hole by placing your feet on the place for your feet and then just holding yourself... I don't really know how!
HB1: Yeah we had to, like, squat, you have to have really strong thighs!
HB2: Once we played in France and we had been sleeping at this house, it was so fucking old and had never really been cleaned up, it was a trash house, it had no toilet, no fuck all, only a big fucking bowl of alcohol, and I don't even know what it was! It was a hard night. The guy explained to us how to shit outside on a tree. Like, put your back on the tree and then shit!

Did any of you have to go #2 on a tree while you were there? 
HB3: No! Nobody!
HB2: We just didn't sleep or anything the whole the whole night, we just kept getting drunk.
HB3: Yeah we were supposed to stay in that house again after the show but we were like fuck it, we need to shit! We didn't go back haha!

Do you find it harder as an all girl band to be taken seriously in the punk scene?
HB3: It's funny because we usually play with all guys at the shows and they're always like 'do you need help with your amp, do you need help...' and then after we rock
HB1: Because we rock like boys
HB3: Yeah after the boys are always like 'hey! you're one of the guys'! The attitude is always different before and after the set.

I've been asking every band this and I'm really glad I get to ask it to an all girl band... who stinks up the tour van the most? 
HB1: Well these two have a thing about crap, they have a special bond, they formed it  like in Europe in one of those Turkish bathrooms or whatever, and since then they share a special bond when it comes to pooping. Whenever we have shows it's like these two leave about 5, 10, 20 minutes before the show and you know they're doing their business and they come back all like 'teehee'!!
HB3: And the girls know that they can't go to the bathroom for at least half an hour after that!
HB2: Oh no! They're fully aware!
HB3: Sometimes they go but come back after a second grossed out and are just like 'oh you girls'
HB1: They have a distinctive smell!

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